Bev Oda Like a Muthafucka

Hot tub limo, bitchez.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:53:44 -0400

Hot tub limo, bitchez.

Spuds better be gettin me one a them muthafuckin planes.

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:38:36 -0400

Spuds better be gettin me one a them muthafuckin planes.

“I’m rolling up my catnip and shitting in your...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:05:33 -0400

“I’m rolling up my catnip and shitting in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain’t never met her
The editor, director plus I’m my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries”

Kreeayshawn, Gucci Gucci

SUCKAZ

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:44:52 -0400

SUCKAZ

‘Sup, bitchez.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:38:42 -0400

‘Sup, bitchez.

"Jag in the driveway, sittin right next to the Rover Bitch I ain’t never been over Broke ass..."

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:37:00 -0400

“Jag in the driveway, sittin right next to the Rover
Bitch I ain’t never been over
Broke ass runnin round talkin bout I’m popped
Bag and shoes bout a g each, bitch what you got
I keep a fresh pair of sevens on
Bitch you still got 54’11’s on, uh
…
I blow your budget in a day, your advance the same night
Before you talk next bitch get your game tight”

- Nicki Minaj, I Get Money (Freestyle)

And then that Russell Brand bitch asked me for a light and I...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:17:00 -0400

And then that Russell Brand bitch asked me for a light and I kicked his fuckin ass.

Put that red shit down and get me my fuckin Henny.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:13:51 -0400

Put that red shit down and get me my fuckin Henny.

"“I was lookin’ hella good When I stepped off in the club She was jockin’ on my..."

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:12:00 -0400

“

“I was lookin’ hella good
When I stepped off in the club
She was jockin’ on my Gucci
‘Cause her boyfriend want my cookie
She just keep on lookin’ back
I keep throwin’ her the bird
I’m about to walk away
I don’t care what you heard

Watch me, watch me swing my weave
I’m gon’, I’m gon’ fix my lip gloss
I’m gon’ stunt on them hoes
With my hands up on my hip bones singin’
Jealous bitches, jealous bitches
Don’t hate me, don’t hate me”

”

- Trina, Let Dem Hoes Fight

Ghetto.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:01:32 -0400

Ghetto.

Let dem hoes fight.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:58:54 -0400

Let dem hoes fight.

I gots me some wifi in my hi-fi.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:24:21 -0400

I gots me some wifi in my hi-fi.

Thug life, bitchezzzzzz.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:24:27 -0400

Thug life, bitchezzzzzz.

I want some Cool J in my OJ.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:42:23 -0400

I want some Cool J in my OJ.

"I want a girl with extensions in her hair Bamboo earrings, at least two pair A Fendi bag and a bad..."

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:39:52 -0400

““I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings, at least two pair
A Fendi bag and a bad attitude
That’s all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with her switch and talk with street slang
I love when I woman ain’t afraid to do her thang
Standin’ at the bus stop, suckin’ on a lollipop
When she gets pumpin’, it’s hard to make the hotty stop
She likes to dance to the rap jam
She’s sweet as brown sugar with candied yams
Honey-coated complexion
Music camay
Let’s hear it for the girl
She’s from around the way””

- LL Cool J, Around the Way Girl

These jive-ass bitches gettin all up in my grill.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:07:25 -0400

These jive-ass bitches gettin all up in my grill.

Gangster Sunshine

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:00:19 -0400

When you drink a 40 oz down to the the top of the label and then fill the rest with orange juice.

“Yo me an my homie was chillin in philly sippin on some fohties so we busted ina his fridge copped some orange juice an mixed us some gangsta sunshine”

Urban Dictionary

"Yo, I need a gangsta bitch; she don’t sleep and she don’t play Stickin up girls from..."

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:52:08 -0400

““Yo, I need a gangsta bitch; she don’t sleep and she don’t play
Stickin up girls from around the fuckin way
Strapped but lovable, hateful but huggable
Always in trouble and definitely fuckable
See her now, booms and pounds, she’s mine friend
Puffin on a blunt, sippin on a Heineken
She’s got charm, a firearm to match mine
Goin to the movies packin his and her nine’s
Wearin Carhart and leather, motherfuck the weather
On Valentine’s Day, doin stick-ups together””

- Apache, Gangsta Bitch

These basic bitches got nothin on me.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:46:03 -0400

These basic bitches got nothin on me.